Don't be a Douche Canoe Desk Mat 15.5" x 31.5"
JD Savage Wears "Don't Be a Douche Canoe" Desk Mat
Make a statement while you work with our "Don't Be a Douche Canoe" Desk Mat—crafted for those who navigate life with confidence and a touch of humor. Measuring 15.5" x 31.5", this premium neoprene mat features a stunning dye sublimation print of a green canoe with crossed paddles, blending function with bold personality.
Designed for those who dare to stand out, embrace individuality, and live unapologetically, this desk mat keeps your wrists comfortable and your workspace stylish—whether you're paddling through meetings or coasting through creative projects.
🔥 JD Savage Wears – Where Bold Meets Adventure. 🔥
More details
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
Care Instructions:
- Not machine washable
- Spot clean with warm water and mild dish soap
- Air dry only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: JDSavageWear
- Email: contact@support.jdsavagewear.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 15.5" x 31.5"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.